People that have the magical power to suck you into a conversation about yourself.

1. People that say "how are you" like "how Are you?..." You know who you are and it's incredibly therapeutic. I will do a linguistic analysis on it one day.

2. Korean hairdressers. They don't know how to shut up. And if you don't answer their questions then it's a sign of disrespect which is never a good thing because they're attached to the sharp scissors flying around your head.

3. Old men on the bus with Dumbledore beards, a bamboo stick cane and a huge Roots backpack. You'd think they'd be the one with incredible stories to tell but no, they manage to get you to pull out your art portfolio of your drawings in plastic sleeves and go over all of the details and get you to tell the story behind each one. I actually think the artist missed his stop.