Hard hitting questions to Santa from an 8 year old.

1. Are you a Christian?
2. How many old people or young dressed up as you?
3. There are many shows and movies that's come up with Santa. Are you in it?
4. If not, do you like it?
5. Did you compose "jingle bells" and "we wish you a merry Christmas"?
6. If you ride on a sleigh, is Rudolph real?
7. How do you stay old for so old?
8. How many elves do you have?
9. How did you train your reindeer?
10. WHEN WERE YOU BORN?!